my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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