So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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