obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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