Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
