I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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