i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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