it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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