He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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