I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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