i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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