She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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