My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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