I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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