guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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