he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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