what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
