I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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