I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just had sex on a roof
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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