This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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