Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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