No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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