Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I think people are normalizing furries
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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