If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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