yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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