It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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