That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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