I just made out with a guy for $7.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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