This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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