i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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