3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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