Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just had sex bonerless
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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