Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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