similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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