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I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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