Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Bring me that man meat
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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