So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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