There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
