so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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