i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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