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I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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