just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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