I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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