Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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