Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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