Having a random hookup so left but love u
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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