i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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