I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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