3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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