I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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