I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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