His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize