I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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