Do vagina's smell?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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