So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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