i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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