i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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