Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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